The Inflamed Appendix of the Nation

The Inflamed Appendix of the Nation By Elton Camp The state is very long and low And sure no place to live or go A tsunami could go shore to shore And there’d be little there anymore Or a hurricane could wipe it away East or west in just a single day Not that there’s a whole lot its got Sand, insects, gators & way too hot Why does anybody live in the place And have such an environment to face There are forty-nine other states Where there would be better fates Someday it may sink under the sea And the vile place will no longer be To folks there who have any sense While you can, get yourself hence