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the hierophiliacs

had a crush on good ol’
“jesus,” but being that he
was all made up, s/he had
to settle for the 
“jackhammer jesus,”
a big strong dildo
invented to make one
cum in the name of the
now, her/his best friend
had always wanted 
but much like “jesus,”
he was fake too, so
s/he had to settle for a
big fat butterball of a
blow up doll,
shaped like that
character &
s/he banged him under a
that bodhi tree---
whilst the horny christian &
the lusty buddhist
were pounding away their
a jew & a muslim
sat together in a dark basement
straight out of that special
scene in
“Pulp Fiction,”
where Ving Rhames got bent over &
in front of them on that table they
had a few sex toys in the shapes of
sharp pointy stars & crescents---
deciding that the damage done to
the both of them might be so 
severe that they wouldn’t be able
to worship their imaginary characters
later in the week,
the two put on the muhammad &
moses masks that they’d bought for
each other earlier that day &
began to french kiss through the holes
whilst groping in the leather suits,
bringing together civilizations which
for all this time had been at war
before this dawn of sloppy

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