The Gangham Crisis

because the music industry is dead as a ****ing doornail, they grip hold as long as possible to whatever pop singer can pull in the most idiots to sell whatever can be marketed by these big useless companies that used to feed us CD’s & have a monopoly on the recording process, until we discovered how to do it on our ****ing own--- and so we have “psy,” the male version of gaga, after she got fat, the male version of britney, before she shaved her head, the male version of the next latest craze that seems to be taking longer to evaporate than most, because, well, nothing else is happening--- so when it was revealed recently that mr. park jae-sang had “anti-american lyrics” professing a hatred for us “yanks” & shouting for the deaths of all our kin because of the war on Iraq being committed then by our wonderful big military dick, which goes pounding all over the world, it came as a shock to every dimwit, who after like 3 ****ing months, is still trying to mimic the man’s Korean, in hopes of one day becoming cool--- because of the manufactured dance song, which has been played by youtubers non-stop, for what seems like ever, the world has cringed, wondering if they can continue to worship a pop singer, who has sung one song that has got their attention when the rest of music is dead & it’s moral fiber is being questioned & ooh, how it makes everyone tremble--- should they agree with him & hate the empire that made him huge by pushing his pop trash all over the place, or should they denounce him & embrace the killing machine that was responsible for the death of kim sun-il, the South Korean who lost his head because he was a representative of a country that is like a little toddler brother to the US, who was obligated to send troops in, so that the brilliant war effort could go on raging? keep your eyes peeled on your screens & watch the US music industry mop up all the negative vibes, so that mr. psy can be painted pretty again---watch him perform for president hope & change & watch everybody refuse to develop any different view of the good ol’ US of A--- for politics is for the thinkers & certainly not the pop listeners, right?