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The Egg Beater

I treated you well, so it’s stumped me A fat little white dude has dumped me! For revenge I might bake Your insides in a cake. Better run for your life, Humpty Dumpty! No sunny side up for you, Guy! Forget about cake; you shall fry. Your whites and your yolk I will scramble. No joke! Tonight, Rotten Egg, you shall die. (Just Yolk-ing. hahaha)

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  1. Date: 5/16/2014 8:20:00 PM
    Page 5 again! (I hope you don't mind! If it's not ok that I read page 5 Poems, would you let me know?) This one is a Highly entertaining Limerick! --- yes I'm dating Sherry!! -- Wymark's Room: He was attempting to move out to a New apartment. He lived there 7 years and had 8 more hours before moving once and for all

  1. Date: 9/11/2013 6:42:00 AM
    What a hilarious Limerick. Love it.

  1. Date: 5/30/2013 9:42:00 PM
    Andrea, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...

  1. Date: 5/25/2013 5:44:00 PM
    He may argue, plead and harangue/ But for scorning he'll certainly hang/ For his presumptous slights/ She's beaten his whites/ And toasted them in a meringue

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 9/11/2013 6:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Love this comment
  1. Date: 5/25/2013 1:29:00 PM
    Lol, a smile it did put on my face. Andrea a nice entry for this silly poem contest. Congratulations on your win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 5/23/2013 8:09:00 PM
    Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my very dear friend Andrea! This is really great and funny! I love your egg joke and cake as well! I know you can bake well. May I have some please? ;))) Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love and hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 5/23/2013 3:30:00 PM
    This's seriously a silly poem!

  1. Date: 5/23/2013 11:26:00 AM
    This was an Extra Large AA, Andrea! They don't come better than that. Congratulations, RAY

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 10:36:00 PM
    You're a very humorous lady. And you can cook as well? - Red

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 7:16:00 PM
    ha ha ....congrats on your win Andrea...

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 6:24:00 PM
    Now this is funny!! Again, our limerick queen! You're really awesome with these

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 8:50:00 AM
    Oh congrats i see it was a winner, deservingly too

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 8:48:00 AM
    a joy to read this funny poem, such versatility, ha, love this.

  1. Date: 6/28/2012 8:14:00 PM
    Oh wow, I LOVE it Andrea! What a scream! (Just Yolk-ing though) Can't stop laughing please help me would ya? I just tried to make some egg salad today so everyone could have a nice little sandwich and whoa buddy! Much muttering and swearing going on I'm afraid

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 11:43:00 AM
    ((()))Congrats on your winning work...Sara

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 7:15:00 AM
    Another smile from you! Congrats on your win..BG

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 3:22:00 AM
    It's clever how you've used the phrase 'Rotten Egg' to convey the meaning of the whole poem. Revenge is sweet, huh, especially when it can be eaten! Congtrats on your win Andrea!

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 11:08:00 PM
    GRRRRrrrrrreat limerick, Andrea! I think u have just about mastered every girls laughed on this one too! Congrats. Love, Gwendolen

    Rix Avatar Gwendolen Rix
    Date: 6/18/2012 11:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey Ruben and I think alike...I hadn't even read his comment...YOU REALLY HAVE MASTERED LIMERICKS! :)
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 6:56:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win!!!! GREAT WRITE!!!

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 2:57:00 PM
    So clever and cute. congratulations on your win. Love,. Joyce