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The Dragon Walkie

I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire, he couldn’t do.
So they squared off, eyes aglow, and yep, a true pissing contest did ensue.

Now, that was really icky, and flooded my neighbors whole lawn, ewww.
Well, it smelled awfully bad, but when they got going, what was I to do.
And a pooper-scooper does not work here, so I had to wait till both were thru.
If there wasn’t enough testosterone, now my neighbors’ was added, to the brew.

A mean old codger lived right there, and now, even he, was royally pissed.
Watering the lawn wouldn’t send it away; it would spread it more, amiss.
I ran to get my neighbor witch, who was laughing her head off, yes, indeed.
I’d need her help to save the yard, and with the old codger, to finally succeed.

The old codger amazed, started adding, held in, bubbling laughter, to the brew.
Seems he’s a lonely old man, with not enough fun added in his life, it’s true.
He tapped his foot, as his dogasaurus Rex did more, what was I to do, in truth?
I became worried, it would be the death of him, if he didn’t laugh out loud, forsooth.

I ask the dragon, to burn the yard, to save us all, but he just snickered more, thereon. 
How, you ask, was I to extradite myself? I went home to put a fire retardant suit, on.
Coming back I kicked, the dragon in his butt, for always being so crazily, put upon.
That quickly brought his fire on me, as I took it into the middle of the yucky lawn. 

With the taunting done, the icky stuff gone, the witch put the grass back, with great skill.
Then, the dragon started laughing, his butt off, while thinking I’d owe the witch’s bill.
Hah! He was incredulous, as I said; he’d do the witch’s bidding, till it was fulfilled.
Then, the silly dragon, down right cried, as I told him, the walkies, would now be nil!

But, Grandpa Troll intervened, with us both in timeout, again, facing across the lake.
And, the old codger, spent the rest of his life happy, entertaining the town, with our fate.
From then on, the dragon and dogasauraus, were seen everywhere, as great playmates.
And me, I always carry an umbrella, so Dragon can never rain on my parade… 

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  1. Date: 6/17/2013 1:55:00 PM
    so very cute,,, thank you for pointing them out to me. Now I shall have to go thru them. and you won on this one ,, have a fab day ;}

  1. Date: 5/10/2013 12:20:00 PM
    So cute!! I really enjoyed it! Conveying comedy in my poems are hard for me. I find it easier to write about pain and suffering, lol! So props to you, congratulations! I loved this!

  1. Date: 5/9/2013 10:24:00 AM
    Congrats on your win~A.O

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 8:56:00 PM
    A very nice poem; thank you for your visit.

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 8:21:00 PM
    Your full of creative juices Carol, this is an exceptional one from you, congrats on your winning poem xxx

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 8:20:00 PM
    Carol, I love the way you brought on the Crazy. Congratulations!!! :-) .....xox..... LINDA

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 8:15:00 PM
    You rock! I love your writing. Congratulations. The way you write it somehow seems like your adventures are perfectly normal which I gues makes me crazy!

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 7:53:00 PM
    Carol, wow, CONGRATS <3 LUV ~*~SKAT

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 8:32:00 AM
    wow this is so good, and i can honestly say i would never had been able to think up something like that, you mind must be full of imagination!!!!!

  1. Date: 4/27/2013 10:22:00 AM
    Almost surrealistic... and very very funny... Terry (oh, and thanks for your kind words!)

  1. Date: 4/26/2013 7:24:00 AM
    This is a real life-pissing poem. Funny, funny, almost peed myself! But still had to go change my adult Pampers! You're cuckoo my friend and I mean that in the nicest way! LOL Hugs and kisses xoxoxox

  1. Date: 4/23/2013 5:50:00 PM
    Hilarious Carol!! :D Wonderful verse. It was fun to read a poem from your list today Always, Laura

  1. Date: 4/18/2013 6:42:00 PM
    Carol, this is just too funny.... I'm lookin' into gettin' me one of them dogasaurauses. I need to know if it was a pure bred registered or one like you can get at the shelter.... C'mon... I need some help.... Love ya .... Jake

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 1:12:00 PM
    love it , well done can't write more still laughing xx

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 12:30:00 PM
    Help me please, Carol...I am doubled over with laughter and my tummy hurts!...You are some kind of story teller and I knew you'd slip one of your Trolls in there somewhere...Sounds like your dragon was a real drag and the Dogasaurus got pretty saur about the whole situation - Tim

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 8:33:00 AM
    So I'm reading this, laughing, and happened to notice the pop-up ad at the top of the soup page - it is an ad for "Petigreen" and says: "Bad dog! Prevent Yellow Urine Spots!" Your sense of humor is seriously infectious!

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 7:13:00 PM
    Carol, i love the poem... very entertaining... does it bark?... JK.... always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 3:31:00 PM
    carol I gotta get me a dragon....David

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 2:37:00 PM
    A dogasaurus rex- hahahaha, wow, you are just so darn awesome, Carol! This was seriously SO MUCH FUN to read!! You rock! Hope you're having a day as awesome as your poem!! ;) Hugs!