The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song

When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 2/28/2024 3:07:00 PM
Lol your mind is quick with wit. I admire you.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/29/2024 8:52:00 AM
All in fun. I don't remember what triggered me that day. I also admire you....I think you are really talented.
Date: 7/28/2015 11:32:00 PM
Hello Duke... another witty and comical limerick - thank you Duke - Lindsay
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Date: 5/15/2013 12:11:00 PM
Once again, very funny... Terry
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Date: 5/1/2013 9:56:00 AM
lol Laughing !!! Love the humor !!
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Date: 4/20/2013 11:00:00 PM
OOOh... this is a great poem, Duke. It's very much like HUMAN NATURE in many ways. Haha, funny title. It brought me here actually - the title is epic. x-D Thanks so very much for supporting my sis, Laura Breidenthal. She appreciatees your sweet, sincere comments. Keep up the good writes! xD - D. W. Breidenthal (-x
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Date: 4/18/2013 12:51:00 AM
oh my what a funny image this creates!!
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J.W. Earnings
Date: 4/20/2013 11:01:00 PM
I know right, Andrea! XD
Date: 4/2/2013 10:35:00 PM
there's a little humor ,,,, yes I do feel luck I'm not sick anymore. I'm 57, same b-day as Poet Destroyer ;} thank you for reading Beauty Oueen ;}
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Date: 4/1/2013 7:43:00 PM
Eeek! Human nature at its best with a touch of devil! Very nicely expressed Duke! It was great to read from you again. Thanks eternally for your visits on my work. I am so honored to have a reader like you! Please continue the beautiful work, sir! Always, Laura
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