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The Constipated Texan

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The Constipated Texan

there was a kidder who sat on a *hitter
he pushed long and hard for he was no quitter
but nothing came out
he left with a pout
that gritty old kidder was named Tex Ritter

Copyright © Debbie Guzzi

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  1. Date: 2/26/2014 1:24:00 PM
    Okay, I was looking through some of your haikus and this caught my eye....ha..mercy, that's funny.

  1. Date: 1/30/2014 12:25:00 PM
    LOL how terrible for him! Thanks for the smile Debbie; wish I had the spirit for your contest. I cannot wait to read the finish work ;)

  1. Date: 8/29/2013 7:11:00 PM
    This one made me smile. I like your sense of humor.

  1. Date: 8/28/2013 9:34:00 AM
    Lol....good one Debbie! Hugs

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 8:06:00 PM
    ROTFLMAO!!! Loved it and the name Tex Ritter brought back some great memories Miss Guzzi! More like that please... big huggeroonies, Jack xoxoxox

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 7:01:00 PM
    dont you mean john ritter? was he the one that died... just a reminder that some of us do die young.

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 5:15:00 PM
    This one is sure different for you!! I like it ,except the first and last lines are a wee bit long on the syllables. I didn't know what hitter was until I got halfway through this one. haha. I remember i didn't use to know WC either!!

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 1:15:00 PM
    nice one wishes in the contest

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 5:33:00 AM
    Winner for sure..Sara

  1. Date: 8/26/2013 5:13:00 AM
    hahahah, very very funny, deb

  1. Date: 8/25/2013 8:01:00 PM
    Wildly funny! Love the bold wit.. smiling big at this one. :)

  1. Date: 8/25/2013 7:30:00 PM
    Very cute Debbie, perhaps you'd like to read my sensual poem, I just posted, hope it's not too steamy xxx