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The Cellular Phone Conspiracy

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The Cellular Phone Conspiracy

It started around July of 2010,
when my pink fakeberry started,
digitally roaming in Boston's delightful
city of literal human combustion.

I gave it a moment when I returned to
the town of my sojourning...


School's here!
and I can't communicate with my friends, 
with the one bar of service, I spontaneously
receive only around the church, of my prior attendance. 

Should I sue? For all of the emotional distress,
sheer frustration, and anger caused by who knows
what technological phenomena!

For all of the bridges that I would have seen this pink
piece of plastic be projected from, and then pulverized
into smithereens by unsuspecting traffic.

For all of the bodies of water I would have  submerged it in, 
until it's digital roaming would float, resting in pieces.

I have been patient with you pink piece of plastic failure of a  
cellular communication device! 

*** Coming up next month the sequel: I love thee oh smart phone upgrade of the 
android variety***

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