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The 100 mph Goat

These two guys were out on a bird hunt
Suddenly they came upon a pit
Looks deep said one; I’ll throw some rocks in
And see how long it takes them to hit

Never heard the rocks hit the bottom
OK, I have an idea, said one
I saw an old transmission back there
We’ll hear it hit; it must weigh a ton

They worked hard dragging that transmission
Then they pushed it down into the pit
They listened intently for a noise
So anxious to finally hear it hit

Suddenly from the brush behind them
A Goat emerged, running to beat sh..
One hundred mile per hour bee-line
Ran right between them into the pit

They looked at each other “dumb founded”
When a farmer drove up in his truck
“Have you guys seen my goat around here?”
One hunter said; “You’ve had some bad luck”

“A goat just ran straight into this pit
He looked like he was on a mission”
“Well, that sure couldn’t have been my goat
My goat was chained to a transmission”

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  1. Date: 7/28/2012 6:12:00 PM
    hahaha great write Charles, tied to the transmission,pick him up in China lol

  1. Date: 7/28/2012 4:10:00 PM
    Like this one Charles....good ..... :) :) - Have a lovely weekend. - oxox Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 7/28/2012 4:38:00 AM
    oh gosh this is so funny , thanks for the laugh xx