Subway On a Sagway

Wanted to celebrate my new favorite mode of non-walking Now I can do the trash talking Will finance mine and pay, pay, pay But cruising on my Sagway Stopped by the cleanest fast food place today A regular at the local Subway Chicken Teryaki and sweet onion sauce With this sub many diets are lost Loaded with all the items that make me droole Just thinking about it has me swimming in a saliva pool Got the sub and began to feast On my Sagway riding East Hands getting sticky from the awesome stacked foot long Mayo runs across my face from g-forces so strong Keep it real and enjoy the wind through my thinning hair The smell of my presence fills the air It is such a memorable day In my wildest rebel of dreams, I ate Subway on a Sagway