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Stay Away From The Chuck

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Stay Away From The Chuck

I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast I tried so many ways to cook this hunk of meat Though in the end the results,are definitely no treat That cut of meat to me doesn't seem to be the best For it never turns out,quite as good as the rest I know how to cook them,steady,slow,and low And to use a slowcooker is the best way to go If your going to make a roast,use a rump,a round,or a sirloin tip Stay away from those Chuck roasts,and it will surely be a hit I guess their is no one to blame for these mishaps you see For I was the only one cooking them,Chef Danny,that's me
Dannyboy:9-7-12 :oP

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  1. Date: 12/29/2012 6:11:00 PM
    The apron and the white hat suit you my friend, this one made me smile, thanks Chef Dan, blessings Carl

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 4:18:00 PM
    like cooking myself,mix a few spices together,get it in a sprinkle bottle and sprinkle a little every now and then,JA style,lol,great write Chef Danny

  1. Date: 9/22/2012 3:45:00 AM
    Sometimes, we' may be too self-critical... if you are the chef, you can always chuck a chunk my way, any time... Terry (great poem!) (& thanks for your kind comments!)

  1. Date: 9/20/2012 2:13:00 PM
    LOL better yet stay AWAY FROM THE BEEF! hey sometimes they even feed those cows COW!!! make a pledge not to eat another mammal this year [Deb's ducking under the desk] maybe your tummy will feel better and your heart lighter? Light & Love

  1. Date: 9/18/2012 7:46:00 PM
    Haha, cookin' up rhyme induced laughter!

  1. Date: 9/16/2012 8:13:00 PM
    Mmmmm....what time shall I come for dinner Dannyboy? LOL....Yummy write! Hugs

  1. Date: 9/13/2012 2:09:00 PM
    Cook it in red wine and have the buzz too; then you won't care about the rest. Somehow I can't picure you as a chef. The poem is tasty though!

  1. Date: 9/13/2012 9:16:00 AM
    sooo feel-good, danny.. you should vie in the chef competition ( ala mario vitale).. nice!..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 9/12/2012 8:51:00 AM
    ha! cute poem! how r u chef danny?

  1. Date: 9/12/2012 7:26:00 AM
    Hi Dannyboy very funny my friend, i like a good steak myself with a nice peppercorn sauce, all the best Owen

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 1:46:00 AM
    Hilarious and adorable! Very nice one!! xD --and thanks for the hearty advice. Happy cooking/writing! Always, Laura

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 7:11:00 AM
    Try cooking it in the ground, Dan.The Maori people of New Zealand, have a traditional method of cooking, called a Hangi, i'll guaranteed this will sort Chuck out, the best feed you'll ever have.

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 4:58:00 PM
    Ok Tushy baby, let's do that write that you have been promising me, go ahead make my toes curl! hugs vie

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 4:13:00 PM
    Chuck is a poorer quality cut of meat. That is why most of it is ground into hamburger. Good poem.

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 3:06:00 PM
    Chuckles! For me anything I cook turns out inedible. I have a writer friend that just published an Essay/Cookbook. How about writing us a poetry/cookbook, Chef Bard Dannee? :-)

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 1:56:00 PM
    Is there anything else the chef can recommend? Have a lovely weekend. - Xoxo love Anne-Lise :)