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Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier

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Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier

Kirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800 hours’
Bones: ‘Jim, is this a medical issue?’
Kirk: ‘You bet your boner it is, Bones’
Sulu: ‘Captain, a Klingon ship is approaching’
Kirk:  ‘Blast that sucker to smithereens, I got a date’
Chekov: ‘Captain, you’ll need protection on this mission’
Kirk: No problem Ensign, got a few here in my wallet’

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘May the force be with you’
Kirk:’ Thanks Obi, but you’re in the wrong contest’
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘This isn’t PD’s contest?’
Kirk: ‘HELL no, now SKAT will probably disqualify us’
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘Well, may the force be with you anyway’
Kirk: ‘Look Kenobi, nobody’s forcing ANYBODY here’

Spock: ‘Captain, I’m receiving a message from SKATfleet Command’
Kirk: ‘What Mr. Spock? And why do you always talk like that?’
Spock: ‘To qualify for the contest, the writer has to command the ship’
Kirk: ‘Damn it all! What the…FRONT AND CENTER WRITER!’
Writer: ‘Um…All hands on deck?...Anchors away?’

Uhura: ‘Ohh Captain KIRRK, it’s 1800 hours’…
Kirk: ‘Not now Uhura, I’m not in the mood!’
Uhura: Ohh Captain WRITERRR, it’s 1800 hours’…
Writer: ‘Kirk, you have the helm. I’ll be in my quarters’ 
Spock: ‘Fascinating’
Kirk: ‘Shut-up Spock’…

Tim Ryerson
Theme: Sexual harassment in the workplace
For SKAT’s contest

Copyright © Tim Ryerson

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  1. Date: 1/23/2014 11:35:00 AM
    I don't know how I missed this; but wonderful Tim! lol

  1. Date: 12/25/2013 4:08:00 AM
    Like this a lot Tony Kirk

  1. Date: 9/8/2013 6:03:00 PM
    funny stuff...congrats on your win

  1. Date: 9/8/2013 10:43:00 AM
    lol loved the way you pieced this one together....congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 9/6/2013 8:57:00 AM
    Hola, Tim, The Star Trek fan :-)~ , a nice and awesome win... always looking forward in reading and following all your winning poems... Luv~ LINDA

  1. Date: 9/5/2013 9:09:00 PM
    man this surely rocks! had or having a big smile while reading this. . you bet this is going to my favourite Congrats on your win. Morgan

  1. Date: 9/5/2013 6:26:00 PM
    Hi Tim Tim, , CONGRATS! thank you very much for this one... love your entry.... enjoy my newest poem :) SKAT

  1. Date: 8/29/2013 6:29:00 PM
    This is so funny and great, Loved watching Star Trek, I still love William Shatner

  1. Date: 8/19/2013 9:53:00 AM
    You win hands down!... in my book. This was great! Live long and prosper!

  1. Date: 8/12/2013 1:52:00 PM
    Tim, this is hilarious!! I laughed out loud and can't stop smiling. You could write a spoof script for Star Trek, too bad Leslie Neilsen wasn't still alive to act in it. Awesome entry and write!

  1. Date: 8/9/2013 2:04:00 PM
    You did a great job with the theme...I like how you put in Obi....that was funny

  1. Date: 8/8/2013 7:35:00 PM
    Hahahaha, I'm still laughing!!! What's going on in that head of yours (lol)? You come up with the craziest writing. Right on, Mr Entertainer. YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!! Licia :-)

  1. Date: 8/7/2013 5:58:00 PM
    Oh my gosh.....I'm still laughing......:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) I know just enough about these shows to know you did an awesome Job here Tim...better than alien vs predator! Haha

  1. Date: 8/7/2013 9:34:00 AM
    this is hilarious! well done!

  1. Date: 8/6/2013 7:37:00 PM
    Kirk: 'STAR TREK RULES!!!'...Writer: 'Shut-up Kirk, that's MY line'...