Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier

Kirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’ Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’ Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800 hours’ Bones: ‘Jim, is this a medical issue?’ Kirk: ‘You bet your ***** it is, Bones’ Sulu: ‘Captain, a Klingon ship is approaching’ Kirk: ‘Blast that sucker to smithereens, I got a date’ Chekov: ‘Captain, you’ll need protection on this mission’ Kirk: No problem Ensign, got a few here in my wallet’ Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘May the force be with you’ Kirk:’ Thanks Obi, but you’re in the wrong contest’ Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘This isn’t PD’s contest?’ Kirk: ‘HELL no, now SKAT will probably disqualify us’ Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘Well, may the force be with you anyway’ Kirk: ‘Look Kenobi, nobody’s forcing ANYBODY here’ Spock: ‘Captain, I’m receiving a message from SKATfleet Command’ Kirk: ‘What Mr. Spock? And why do you always talk like that?’ Spock: ‘To qualify for the contest, the writer has to command the ship’ Kirk: ‘Damn it all! What the…FRONT AND CENTER WRITER!’ Writer: ‘Um…All hands on deck?...Anchors away?’ Uhura: ‘Ohh Captain KIRRK, it’s 1800 hours’… Kirk: ‘Not now Uhura, I’m not in the mood!’ Uhura: Ohh Captain WRITERRR, it’s 1800 hours’… Writer: ‘Kirk, you have the helm. I’ll be in my quarters’ Spock: ‘Fascinating’ Kirk: ‘Shut-up Spock’… Tim Ryerson Theme: Sexual harassment in the workplace For SKAT’s contest