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Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day

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Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day

If love is a game I need a referee
If sex is a game I want instant re-play
I played the game of life but fouled out
Life stinks (Forgot to take a shower his morning)
Just my luck, life was but a dream and my alarm went off

Does a bear sh-t in the woods? (Don't think Polar Bears do)
When pigs fly, my windshield's in BIG trouble
The egg came before the chicken but some fool sat on it
I want to fly like an eagle but I have a fear of heights
NEVER venture outdoors when it's raining cats and dogs
Maggots began the tradition of getting married in June

She told me to go fly a kite but the take-off was rather chaotic
Two neighbors gossiped over an electric fence and were shocked at the news
If you need someone to lean on make sure they don't have Vertigo
A new cemetery employee is often assigned to the graveyard shift
A harried and harassed mother accidentally threw the bath water out with the baby
Due to inflation, every time it rains it rains, quarters from heaven
I took the money and ran but ran into an old friend...

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  1. Date: 3/26/2013 3:42:00 PM
    I Love this Tim,,,, been sick these past 9 days. today I feel myself today, I do love what you wrote up there. I've wrote things like this in my diary's. I just thought they were smart remarks. I do like reading others thoughts.have a blessed day ;}

  1. Date: 3/22/2013 12:26:00 AM
    Oh my gosh Tim! This whole piece was poetic GENIUS! I found myself laughing at all the crazy situations and metaphors you came up with inside your mind. You're imagination is WIDE my friend! Each and every line had a punchline and a great deal of irony within... definitely adding to my faves list! :)

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 1:34:00 AM
    My head is Love it..your nuts in a great way. BG

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 3:19:00 PM
    Tim, I like this kaleidoscope of thoughts,...David

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 1:44:00 PM
    i like this stream of consciousness set down as a poem - what fun!