Slave To a Woman's Tears

I am not a superman But I will help you if I can Just tell me what put that teardrop in your eye I am no one’s gallant knight But I’ll always join the fight Any time that I see a woman cry I’m often played for the fool Because I always lose my cool Whenever I see a woman drown in her tears There is something deep inside That makes me rush to her side And I’ve done it for all my adult years I am putty in her hands Doing all that she demands Whenever the water works have been turned on I will do everything I can To make her smile again And will stay on it until all the tears are gone Whether plain or pretty It doesn’t matter much to me Helping out is just in my DNA Be they fake or be they real They always act like an appeal For me to do anything that they say I know this is a flawed trait And I will give it to you straight This has never put a single woman in my bed But when I see a damsel in distress I will always do my best To wipe away those tears that I dread So, if you want to abuse me I just gave you the recipe To put me at your female beck and call Make sure you’re in my sight And I’ll try to make everything alright As soon as I see that first teardrop fall