Silly Pendulum

__uPON her shoes__ The best I could do Is to sit upon her shoes. The show is still on, So don't judge me now...move on! She is still sleeping And she wants no awakening. She loves me and wants me idle And sit upon her shoes. One hour gone, Two hours gone... Now five hours are gone. But she loves me And wants me Wholeheartedly. I mustn't stand idle But sit upon her shoes. Thank God she's awake. Now to take a break. "Can I stand up" I inquired "Not now" she replied. "Won't you take me for lunch" she required. "I will... Of course let's go" I replied. At least now I don't stand idle. May be after lunch, I won't fuddle. "Waiter, I’ll like you to serve me a plate of rice and chicken. Listen waiter, serve him 'Eba'. He loves that thing." I admitted to what I don't like And still will pay for what she likes. Again to sit upon her shoes. Another round I must do. <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> *** Eba: Is one of Nigeria solid food (a product of cassava flour), usually known with the Yoruba people of Nigeria. It can be taken with local soup like "Ewedu", "Efo", "Gbegiri" and so on. Note: This poem is honest lied situation put up for fun of the contest. However, I have feelings that it possesses (some) qualities that could be related to real life situation. 18/5/2013 For: "Silly (FUNNY) Poems Only old/new' Contest Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A