Shady Sadie

Just a saggy-sad dumbfounded Basset Hound
Got claimed at the doggone-it lost puppy pound
Just hangin' out now and nosing around
Waiting for my supper to get back from town
Hooray! A dog's life for an ole' English lass

Can't hear very good, my rep's rather jaded
Sprawl out by a tree where it's cooler and shaded
Spread eagle, ya' know? Who cares, I been spaded
(I just rolled in something bio-degraded)
Ah so! A dog's life for an ole' English lass

My pack leaders walk on their hind-quarter parts
Go figure how they mastered THAT get-around art
I tried it once ( No it weren't very smart)
Threw out my back, God bless my British heart
Sacre bleu! A dog's life for an ole' English lass

Ah ha! Do I hear the purring of a car?
Door slamming, uh-oh, this is rather bizarre
The big one is carrying that smelly little bar!
C'est la...Wait! That's French (What a POODLE I are)
Blimey! A dog's life for an ole' English Lass

7/6/2012
For Tanya Harrington's "Dog Gone Tales" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 7/22/2012 10:09:00 PM
tim, congratulations in Tanya Harrington, "Dog gone tales" contest.. have your self a good night. ;-) always~PD
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Date: 7/19/2012 12:19:00 PM
big congrats Tim on a fantastic write and win on this great dog luv.. yes Eli is livin the dream of all football players right now.. so sad for the Saints.. a great team.. so much bad stuff emerging but I am sure many teams are also guilty of this sort of locker room betting.. the media has made it into a giant story.. hoping for the best.. did they sign Breeze to a new contract yet?
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Date: 7/18/2012 6:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Tanya's "Dog Gone Tales" contest Tim. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/17/2012 1:14:00 PM
Congratulations Tim, on your win with this wonderful and creative write. I enjoyed the read~ Caryl
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Date: 7/17/2012 12:06:00 PM
Tim, just a quick congrats on your win..David
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Date: 7/17/2012 1:32:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning place Tim cute and funny, I enjoyed this very much xx
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Date: 7/16/2012 8:42:00 PM
So cute! Congrats on your win, Tim! Love, Kim
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Date: 7/16/2012 7:03:00 PM
LOL poor Master..the pooch owns YOU! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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Date: 7/6/2012 3:07:00 PM
Enjoyed this poem very much Tim.Best wishes to you.Thanks for your inspiring words at my page.
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Date: 7/6/2012 12:48:00 PM
Very funny Tim and good luck in the contest...Marty
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