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Scaring Little Old Ladies

Don't know if I've ever told you before But I'm the creative director Of our cool little community newspaper It's quite the people connector It's all about events and the 'goings on' That interest the local folks But I'm not averse to lighting things up With an abundance of silly jokes Keeps me out of mischief every day Instead of walking the streets Scaring all the little old ladies to death Offering them goodies and sweets Guess I sound like a lecherous old man But I do get lonely at times That's when Cathie chains me to the porch But I'm a sweet old lovable kind! So it's finally out, now you guys can see When not concocting silly rhymes I try to find other ways to amuse me Till Cathie calls me in at nine! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 3/18/2013 3:28:00 PM
    this is really cute, Jack!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/18/2013 8:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Happy to hear you enjoyed it, dear Andrea! Love and big hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 3/18/2013 8:41:00 AM
    My Hubby lets me run free... free range like... It could be he's hoping I'll get lost... Naw... Everyone makes sure I make it home before I can drive them crazy... They all seem to know where I live... Wonder why? ... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/18/2013 8:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You're scaring ME, my friend!! Is you like one of them there free range chickens? LOL xoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/18/2013 8:09:00 AM
    Jack,love your poem,it is wonderful way to spend your day and enjoy it,just keep amusing yourself your amusing others as well,love Ivy

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/18/2013 8:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey Ivy... think this may our first meeting! Pleased that you dropped by with your very kind words! Do come again! Love and hugs, Jack xox