Hey Babe, How ya doin’? How ya been? C’mon, invite me in!
Hey, nice place! Say, what drawer are knives in?
Nice dog, say what’s his name? Does he sit, does he fetch, play dead or beg?
Sliced one, burnt one, used the other as an operating table.
Hey boy, How ya doin’? How ya been? C’mon, she’s in the cage,
Does she sit, does she walk alone?
Look! She pissed all over the carpet, poor *****!
“Who is it?”
Come on, Invite ‘em in!
Say, I’m Michael, your daughter said I’d stay……