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Road Rager Gnome

Road Rager Gnome There I was a going home, 4pm traffic going flowing, driving me little Corolla, going, when I saw this fool Road Rager , he seemed to lunge his car at me , and stop just short deliberately, to try to cast some fear, in me, just a bit of temper black, I must have cut him off, perhaps, His new Ford shining glass like wax, He flew up the inside track, And cut me off sharply, Whack, I’d left the braking a little late, My bumper bruised 2 doors his fate, His fear now multiplying, Me ole car was critisising, this silly flaming chap, He roared amongst on-coming cars, Put one on the footpath, shocked alas, Flew down a side-street, so harassed, His tyres had smoke arising, So I kept on a driving home, No bumper bent on me bloody own, A lesson taught, the Rager Gnome, Don’t try it I’m advising. Don Johnson

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  1. Date: 4/12/2013 7:09:00 PM
    Gnome title brought me in ;} road rage ;} nicely done, I love the move "A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) " watch it on utube ;}

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 5:39:00 PM
    Like the action in here. We're Corolla people too. I once had a guy get so pissed at me, he got out of his car(behind me) at a red light, to get me or something. I left him in the dust, and never new what his prob. was anyways.

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 3:36:00 AM
    Well done! (and not only the poem) Terry

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 2:49:00 AM
    Don in my job I see this every single day and I drive a corolla as well.....Dave