Ridin the Baloney Pony

You told my (SISTER IN LAW) (WHAT!!). If you think for one moment I am remotely 
interested in that so called (LITTLE MONSTER) you call your (HORSE FROM MARS) (YOU WILL 
SEE) you won’t (GET FAR). Ever since your (DIVORCE) you’ve been hinting at having an 
(AFFAIR) with me. Listen (4 EYES), I am (FOREVER GONE) from your life. I don’t care if I am 
(ONLY IN A DREAM) in your mind, I want to be (LEFT ALONE)! You have to (BELIEVE IN ME) 
when I say, I will never be in another (PAINFUL LOVE AFFAIR) just walking around shedding 
a (TRAIL OF TEARS). I want to keep a (BEAUTIFUL SMILE) on my face. Your girlfriends 
usually wind up (BLACK AND BLUE) in (A LITTLE BIT OF TIME). (AM I) nuts! (AM I??). I know 
you aren’t (DEAF) so just change your (ONE DREAM TO ANOTHER) and get the hell out of my 
life, (IF YOU PLEASE)! This is (THE FINAL MESSAGE) on this subject!!!

* Narrative inspired by a poets’ poem titles.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 5/28/2010 3:13:00 PM
hahaha, this seems very IRMA-ISH even the poem itself derived from titles of her poems! The BAloney Pony, what a great title! I can see Irma loved hers and she even replied like I did! She is great too. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 5/21/2010 10:52:00 AM
John, isn't it amazing what one can do with words. I like this one very much, and i can see that Irma does also. Well done >> James
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Date: 5/21/2010 9:09:00 AM
I am enjoying reading poems here this morning at PoetrySoup. I am glad you shared your writing with us today JT. Have a wonderful weekend filled with love, good health and lots of inspiration. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/20/2010 4:11:00 PM
Very clever, John. You managed to string all the titles together and come out with a biting satire. Nice job. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/20/2010 3:55:00 PM
I'm gonna say it Jhon, Oh my freaking God. I love it, I love it, and I love it. This is really going to my favs. What ever posesed u 2 do such a fun job like this. s.m.
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