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Pigeons Du Jour

Pigeons Du Jour

Coming soon to your city
Birds that poop soap
Not yet in production
But researchers hope
To modify pigeons
With a new bio-brick
In synthetic bacteria
That somehow will stick
To fats in their system
And then lower PH
Turning poop into soap
I know you can’t wait
With statues eroding
From years of decay
These soap pooping pigeons
Just might save the day
And if you get bombed
By a pigeon in flight
Your clothes will get cleaner
Or I think that they might

For this story about pigeons
And the soap they might poop
You can thank Uncle Mike
For another news scoop

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  1. Date: 1/23/2013 7:06:00 PM
    i meant - you've given ME (not my!). forgive the typo.............

  1. Date: 1/23/2013 7:05:00 PM
    thank you, uncle mike! you've given my a much-appreciated chuckle, as usual!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 1/24/2013 8:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A chuckle, I'll take it Your comments are great But read my new poem And check what's on your plate