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Pathmark Perversity - New York

Cucumbers, celery and stem-vine tomatoes
were hobnobbing with my Russett potatoes.
Pears and plums and one Georgian peach
winked at the Wisk and Snuggled the bleach.
Pretzels and popcorn and the Tostitos chips
ogled in awe as Meyer's bacon strips stripped!
Mr. Clean and Mrs. Dash espied a risqued art - 
when double-clipped coupons tainted the cart!

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  1. Date: 6/1/2015 3:19:00 PM
    Fun write here John..'

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 9:32:00 PM
    I enjoyed reading this very very much, Rhyming forms are my favorite and this one was out of this world.

  1. Date: 8/17/2010 12:30:00 PM
    Nice one! I like all the items in your cart. Congratulations on getting a win!

  1. Date: 8/12/2010 8:48:00 PM
    Not only can I understand the other forms of poetry I can't spell either. Handle is the proper word, God Bless Cile

  1. Date: 8/12/2010 8:47:00 PM
    John, this is really witty. Rhyme I can nandle but I don't know these other forms. Loved it. God Bless, Cile

  1. Date: 8/12/2010 8:13:00 PM
    Unique ending on this one, john. Congratulations on your win. LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 8/12/2010 10:14:00 AM
    Congratulations John on your win in Linda-Marie's contest "Grocery Grammar ". The best to you always. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/10/2010 6:15:00 PM
    Congrats on the 2nd place win, John

  1. Date: 8/10/2010 4:59:00 PM
    Very funny. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 8/10/2010 3:18:00 PM
    Funny one John...congrats on your win. BG

  1. Date: 8/10/2010 1:17:00 PM
    Congrats John on your second place win in my "Grocery Grammar" contest with this super write.. and thankxxx for supporting my contest endeavors..with luv..

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 8:12:00 PM
    A wonderful entry to the contest, John. Good luck

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 5:42:00 PM
    As you always do.....making it to the top of my list!! Charming, and funny....Mr Clean's dashing ways... and Mrs. Dash fluttering her lashes....I can see it all now!! I'm sure that Georgian peach is blushing pink!! So cute!! :)

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 5:37:00 PM
    Oh my, these talking groceries are hysterically funny. And it's so nice to see you posting again, John. I think this one will do very well in the contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 4:39:00 PM
    This is very cute. Good luck in the contest, Shirley

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 4:12:00 PM
    LOL this is an great entry John for the contest I had to change mine a few times including title lol loved the imagery in this one my friend hope your soaring high in the big apple all my best miss ya me been making more music lately and boy its frustrating at times but love it keep up the wonderful work as always

  1. Date: 8/9/2010 4:10:00 PM
    Heck John this looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best in the contest. Sounded so fine to me. Best to you always in all that you do John. Love, Carol