Ordinary Breakfast Brutality

Adjacent to Magic Mr. Coffee Miss Sunbeam sits anxiously atop the frigid Ms. Frigidaire Grab two of her offspring She protests perniciously and shrieks ‘Kidnapper!!’ Madame Cuisinart murmurs ‘C’mon, right here in my slots Oooh! Yes, you NAUGHTY boy’ Shove down her handle and hear one victim exclaim to the other: ‘Hey bro, I think we’re toast’…. Damn RIGHT you are Sunny Boy and don’t you dare burn me then try to butter me up again Bzzzt! (A shocking turn of events)