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Ordinary Breakfast Brutality

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Ordinary Breakfast Brutality

Adjacent to Magic Mr. Coffee
Miss Sunbeam sits anxiously
atop the frigid Ms. Frigidaire
Grab two of her offspring
She protests perniciously
and shrieks ‘Kidnapper!!’

Madame Cuisinart murmurs 
‘C’mon, right here in my slots
Oooh! Yes, you NAUGHTY boy’
Shove down her handle and hear
one victim exclaim to the other:
‘Hey bro, I think we’re toast’….

Damn RIGHT you are Sunny Boy
and don’t you dare burn me
then try to butter me up again
Bzzzt! (A shocking turn of events)

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  1. Date: 4/16/2014 7:44:00 PM
    Very inventive! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 4/16/2014 9:48:00 AM
    Happy to see you on the winner's list. Congrats, tim

  1. Date: 4/16/2014 2:19:00 AM
    HELLO TIM, CONGRATULATIONS, THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY CONTEST... ------------ I HAVE MY REPLY NOTIFICATION OFF... (((This is a copy paste note to every poet, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE A REPLY ON THIS COMMENT. I'm not being rude, 95% of the time, I never come back to read the reply you left on my comment. If for some reason, you want to give thanks. Let's do it the old fashion way. Drop by and read one of my poems, or send the thanks through soup mail, or just enjoy my visit. As I would yours. I don't enjoy comments on comment's. It takes away from every poet, One day Poetry Soup Will See it.... Have yourself a lovely day.)))

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 8:48:00 AM
    You know how to make a girl laugh.

  1. Date: 12/3/2013 7:07:00 PM
    You are the master of funny! Congrats.

  1. Date: 12/3/2013 6:03:00 PM
    wow, this one for me is probably the funniest and maybe the best of them all. why did I not see this one before? It is so awesome. Congrats, my friend.

  1. Date: 12/3/2013 4:07:00 PM
    full of fun good write Tim congrats on win Shadow x smile hug

  1. Date: 12/3/2013 2:45:00 PM
    hah!,, funny breakfast day..big congrats on your winning spot, tim.. hugggs

  1. Date: 12/3/2013 1:31:00 PM
    Congratulations Tim xx

  1. Date: 12/2/2013 1:26:00 AM
    Hi Tim Loved the title and believe me it is like this for every meal here LOL Nutribullet, slow cooker and the plurry to love them all in the end, Hugs, SuZ

  1. Date: 11/27/2013 5:52:00 PM
    That's funny.

  1. Date: 11/27/2013 12:06:00 PM
    Quite funny. You turned daily frustration into something amusing. Nicely done. :)

  1. Date: 11/27/2013 9:24:00 AM
    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! :) Adorably cute! Amazingly sweet! I've missed you, Tim...Thanks for the visit! :) HUGSSSSSS