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Old Raunchy Macaroni

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Old Raunchy Macaroni

I am really, really hungry
Said old man Tony
But all that is in my cabinet
Is a box of macaroni
I hope it is not too old
Because I do not have any money
To go to the store
And get me some baloney
I would buy some from the boot-leggar
But his food looks kind of phony
So I guess I will be eating
“This old raunchy macaroni”
I wish that I was rich
Because I would love to eat at Shoney’s
And watch TV
On a 50-inch Sony
My daughter is thinking bigger 
She wants a little pony
And my son, he is just crazy
He wants to be a monkey
And my wife, well she is dead
So I get a little lonely
But it still comes down
To the fact that I am hungry
So let me sit down
And enjoy this
“Old Raunchy Macaroni”

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  1. Date: 12/22/2009 1:58:00 PM
    LOL it's amazing what some folks LOVE others hate, I know at least 2 folks who LOVE their box of mac & cheese and would fight ya for it! Light & Love

    Nettles Avatar Silas Nettles
    Date: 1/15/2012 12:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol thanks for the compliment
  1. Date: 12/22/2009 11:22:00 AM
    I really like this one it is cool

    Nettles Avatar Silas Nettles
    Date: 1/15/2012 12:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    preciate it
  1. Date: 12/17/2009 5:41:00 AM
    I would like to welcome you to PoetrySoup Silas. I also wish you the best in your writing endeavors. If you have questions please feel free to ask anyone here. We are all willing to help and if we don't know the answer we will find someone who does. Love, Carol