Ode To the Poet Who Writes Only To Piss People Off

All hail to thee love, your swave "eh" intrigues me.
Your embattlements stack like wet cordwood
upon the pile of used newspapers in my outhouse,
making the use of a corn cob most appealing.
I feel the need of purification, rejuvenation by fire.
Like holding a match under your out stretched eyelid
or maybe, just maybe sweeter, a cold sore
on the inside of your lip; so neat on a dinner date.
At least these things are real. 
The lip has to heal, which it can do even if left alone.
Not like made-up words which have no direction,
no qualitative analysis, and no meaning 
in the perceived circumstance or illustration.
Just made-up words which fit a line,
and you call it poetry? 
You schmooze a line of B. S. at the reader, 
in trite cliché and rusted phrasal tone,
riding the pretense of the sublime
and you call that poetry?
But then geezzz...? what can you expect
from someone whose only goal
is to piss someone off?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 9/13/2012 6:23:00 PM
Dear Charles, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. I bow to YOUR magic POETRY Know what I think the one YOU speak of has commented to me "Please do not be so lovey about the loss of your wife, if she died; find another one" that Pissed me off. Thank-YOU for YOUR Gracious Comments,they build my esteem Suberp Pen LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER, YOUR Eternal Liege...HG
Login to Reply
Date: 9/11/2012 6:14:00 PM
LOL..okies there was an old man on the can/who said excuss me [rude noise]thank you mame!/ for what you call prosie/ I have a hosie/it's a shame folks peruse for this sham! ....Couldn't resist a wee bit of moral support for your moral indignation..so...[watch where you point that hose!] Light & Love Don Quiote
Login to Reply
Date: 9/9/2012 11:03:00 AM
Great verse! That guy reminds me of the one who asked me to write an invisable poem...I did and never heard from him again. Another such person spends hours marking my poetry with very low scores on another site, presenting himself as dozens of other people. There is always one in every crowd. Glad you are speaking out against such lack of character. Cynthia
Login to Reply
Date: 9/6/2012 1:52:00 PM
Hoping you continue to find the inspiration to write and share your outstanding poetry with us Charles. I enjoyed reading your poetry very much today. Love, Carol
Login to Reply
Date: 9/6/2012 11:07:00 AM
Interesting descriptive work..Speaks of someone's character..Sara
Login to Reply
Date: 9/6/2012 10:13:00 AM
I'm glad I read this, Charles. I love poems that speak to me, whatever the topic; "just made-up words", will never be poetry. Hope all is well. Love, annalise
Login to Reply
Date: 9/6/2012 7:02:00 AM
funny write!!
Login to Reply
Date: 9/5/2012 10:57:00 PM
I think I know who you are describing in this writing. I laughed as I read this.
Login to Reply
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter