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No One Is As Good As Me

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No One Is As Good As Me

Im fluent in a language
One that no one else can speak
I can draw the perfect picture
But you're not allowed to see

I can run the fastest mile
I can walk across the sea
I designed the Eiffel Tower
With my Masters PHD

I am the greatest actor
I'm the voice of your tv
Ive performed in every theatre
Even neurosurgery

You can listen to Beethoven
Or any other piano piece
But I'm afraid you're wasting your time
Because no one is as good as me

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  1. Date: 3/12/2013 7:14:00 AM
    And I actually know people like this! Thanks for the "Memories"

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 12:01:00 AM
    You forgot to mention you also have the biggest ego. lol. Nice write, Rory. You're funny :)