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Never Too Old

Never Too Old Louise and Martine Fokken Have finally called it quits No more late night rendezvous And sharing of their “bits” No longer young like 69 They are 70 in age And want to find another way To earn a decent wage For more than 50 years these twins Reverted to their roots Worked and lived in Amsterdam As private prostitutes There’s a minimum age for doing so Set at 21 But no limit at the higher end “Play” as long as you’re having fun But the tax man and arthritis Have made the girls think twice They’re hanging up there mattresses And giving up that vice I laughed when I read the story Can’t imagine “grandma’s“do it But since I’m only 64 I guess I could pursue it 5/6/13

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 5/7/2013 3:29:00 PM
oh, uncle mike! i've missed your clever takes on stories you've heard about or read and this one is very funny, as usual. thanks for the smiles...
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Mike Dailey
Date: 5/8/2013 12:57:00 PM
Thanks Ilene - Uncle Mike will post another poem today.

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