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My Valentine

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Poet's Notes

 I was married 46 years on Jan 8 (Elvis's Birthday) 2012. It takes two to make it go. The poem was just for fun. the doctors say my wounds will heal.LOL.

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My Valentine

I knew I was in danger 
The day our wedding was
When the preacher asked do you take this woman
You answered He does
We've had a long long marriage and I hope it doesn't end
But you should have married Obama 
Because you both know how to spend
The police stopped me in another city 
Are you lost they wanted to know
I told them no, i'm married
My wife tells me where to go
I took off my ring because 
You'll never let me be
I was perfect until I put it on 
Then you found a thousand faults with me
You were a pain in the house 
But I thought that it would pass
Then I stood with you out into the yard
And you were a pain in the grass
You wanted a gift with a message
For our twentieth anniversary
So I bought you a set of luggage
What more could you want from me
The lobotomy made me happy
And I'm still glad you're mine
So, on this day of love
Will you be my Valentine
I know that you don't like my poem
But it was all in fun
So won't you be my Valentine
And put down that freakin' gun.

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  1. Date: 6/11/2012 4:01:00 AM
    This is great... I really enjoyed it. Nice to get such a blessing in such a beautiful monday afternoon.

  1. Date: 1/22/2012 10:18:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win in this contest. You have great descriptiveness and rhyming in this presentation.

  1. Date: 1/22/2012 8:19:00 PM
    you jester, you, congrats on your top award! :) huggs!

  1. Date: 1/21/2012 4:29:00 PM
    Yes it is fun Vince and cute. :) - oxox love Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 8:49:00 PM
    haha, Hilarious one! I see why Frank gave ya first place. BIG congrats, Vince.

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 3:51:00 PM
    With a poem like this, it is sure to add spice to any valentine, congrats. on your 1st place win. love, vie

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 2:47:00 PM
    I really liked the humor in this. You had me smiling all the way through. Congrats on the win!!

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 11:47:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win Vince. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 11:35:00 AM
    Enjoyed the humour very much Vince.Congrats on your 1st place win.

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 11:30:00 AM
    Very creative !! What a fun valentine !!! Congrats on your win !!!

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 11:06:00 AM
    I liked reading this. Brillant :)

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 9:43:00 AM
    congrats Vince on a wonderful first place win with this dynamic creation ...

  1. Date: 1/20/2012 9:27:00 AM
    I am having the best laugh of my morning!! Well done, Vince!!!

  1. Date: 1/18/2012 8:15:00 PM
    wow... Vince.. i read this like a slam..i love the Obama, line... it was truly fun to read... love it..p.d.

  1. Date: 1/16/2012 2:22:00 PM
    Hilarious, Vince! What woman wouldn't want a valentine like this? LOL Great job. Love, KIm

  1. Date: 1/16/2012 1:17:00 PM
    Vince true to form, this one is fabulous. I laugh as I write this. Hallmark eat your heart out! Don Rickles would pay a fortune to have said this one on stage. Awesome, my friend. lol