Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

My Old Cat Herman

Jack Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison - LIFETIME Premium Member Jack Ellison - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled My Old Cat Herman which was written by poet Jack Ellison. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Jack Ellison

Best Jack Ellison Poems

+ Fav Poet

My Old Cat Herman

My old cat Herman sure looks like vermin When we douse him with a bucket of water His teeth start to chatter, gets mad as a hatter His master, he'd sure like to slaughter! With unearthly growls, slinks round on the prowl For a spot to get back his lost dignity Under the couch he retreats like a grouch We crack up in a mood of frivolity! One day we'll pay for this game that we play Herman's gonna rip away at our flesh With an unearthly meow, like a demon from hell He'll pounce - his dignity refreshed! So here's what I learned bout the time I got burned By this human-like piece of machinery We've now learned a truth, Herm does rule the roost He's responsible for a change in the scenery! © Jack Ellison 2012

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 12/24/2012 7:29:00 AM
    I am more of a Dog guy myself. I did enjoy the poem though.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/25/2012 6:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I do think cats imagine themselves as superior to us humans! Doggies just want to please! LOL Cheers, Jake
  1. Date: 12/23/2012 12:12:00 PM
    Our new cat rules the roost, too. Thank goodness we don't need to bath her... I once had a cat that got fleas and had to wash her. She screamed the whole time and stood on her tippy toes trying to get the least wet as possible! Poor kitty!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/24/2012 6:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cats rule!!! They can entertainment you for hours... that is when they're not napping! LOL Love and hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/23/2012 9:09:00 AM
    Ha ha, lol, this is quite the funny verse my friend! I sure did enjoy reading this incredibly wondrous and amazing poem this morning! You sure can create some of the most hilarious poems ever Jack, I love this write! What a joyous piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/24/2012 6:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Your are very kind with your praise my friend! Merry Christmas, Jack
  1. Date: 12/23/2012 7:54:00 AM
    Lol, cats sure don't like baths! They will fight you tooth and nail. That is just too funny, Jack. I can just see him all wet and is planning his revenge :) Enjoyed!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/24/2012 6:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cats are hilarious! AFV shows how crazy they can act sometimes! I always get a kick out of watching them! Love Jack