My Dark Secret a Confession

Always wanted to know what it was like to be a woman so I bought myself two small melons a wig and a bra. ooh my back was aching within an hour. I bought a lovely dress from walmart pantyhose and a handbag from a bizarre I tried on a pair of woman's nickers but they were too small by far. I bought a pair of red stilettos how the hell do you walk in them I decided the dress was too long and took up the hem Trying to walk in my shoes was like trying to walk on the moon I was wobbling all over the place Finding a bra that fit was a nightmare and really nipped I painted my face with make up and put lipstick on my lips. I looked in the mirror and I must admit I looked gorgeous So I put a photo on face book and got over a million instant hits from men, maybe I shouldn't have took up that hem People treated me differently and politely opened with a smile I got a dozen wolf whistles or more Then something terrible happened I was stood by the roadside waiting for a taxi I must have been stood in the wrong place never been their before I was arrested by the law I had a lot of explaining to do but the judge was really nice and winked at me once or twice So I decided to hung up my handbag and my bra I had really learned my lesson it was much easier to be a man than A woman by far. Peter Dome. copyright.2012.