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My Cousin's Wedding

Trying to remember my family on a three hour ride
'cause I'm going once again to see a new bride.
This makes number three for poor cousin Vinny,
the last two was crazy but at least they were skinny.

The new one he's got looks like a man.
He calls her sweetie but I call her Stan.
He's five foot four and she's six foot five.
My poor cousin vinny might not survive.

She use to carry lumber down at the mill,
but now she's a wrestler her name is 'Big Kill'.
Standing six foot five with a linebackers head.
If this one goes south poor vinny is dead.
He swears to us all that he loves her alot,
but I think he's lying so he won't get shot.

My cousin Vinny is lost without any clue,
and the woman he loves wears a size 19 shoe.
 But I'll always come and support his new mess,
'cause each time he marries my wife gets a new dress.

Dustin Self (my cousin's wedding contest)

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  1. Date: 10/2/2012 11:50:00 PM
    adorable, great humor in this entry, congrats on your win

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 9:37:00 PM
    Congrats on your win Dustin, this is so funny, I love it, Love debra

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 2:16:00 PM
    Dustin, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 10:41:00 PM
    congratulations :) well done!!! hahahaha

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 2:46:00 PM
    BIG congrats, Dustin, you so deserved it.

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:08:00 AM
    What a super win for you. Congratulations Dustin. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 4:21:00 PM
    Thank you all for your nice comments!!! Have a great day and may the good Lord bless you all!! Thanks!!

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 4:12:00 PM
    This is great..just to funny...congrats on your win. BG

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 1:46:00 PM
    nicely done...congrats on your win

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 11:54:00 AM
    very funny! great job. warm thoughts, Ralph

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 11:03:00 AM
    oh lol, love this and happy to share a place with you congratulations Dustin xx

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:49:00 AM
    Congratulations my friend Dustin for being a winner!! Your poem is beautiful indeed!! (^_^)

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:20:00 AM
    Funny poem... congratulatins on your win! Terry

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 9:52:00 AM
    Poor cousin Vinny. Thank you for this entertaining write. Congratulations on your win, Dustin.

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 9:44:00 AM
    Very witty and nicely written. Congratulations!:- from Hanitra

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 9:18:00 AM
    Wow!! That 's some kind of family u got there, Dustin! Very funny rhyme! Joann must have laughed her head off judging this one...

  1. Date: 9/20/2012 5:11:00 PM
    nice write wishes

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 9:35:00 PM
    Dustin, another wonderful poem. this one made me smile... I've seen a movie called "My cousin Vinny"... a very xool entry. Good luck...xox~pd

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 9:22:00 PM
    hahaha. THIS wedding poem ROCKS. I did not see your poem for the wedding vow contest, but I'll look again. Anyway, I don't think mine is all that great. Glad you liked it though!

    Self Avatar Dustin Self
    Date: 9/10/2012 9:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you!!
  1. Date: 9/10/2012 9:10:00 PM
    this is hilarious, great write hugs vie

    Self Avatar Dustin Self
    Date: 9/10/2012 9:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you!!