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Moving To Mars

Tired of the same old scenes around here.
Thought hey im gonna explore space.
Introduce Little space dudes to bad habbits
nudie mags and maybe share a beer.

Yeah it'll take some getting use to
anti gravity bars.
Pack up the whiskey and of course the kids
honey cause were moving to mars.

People kinda look at me like my
mind did slip.
just cause im going round collecting cans.
Hell with what else are ya supposed use to
build a spaceship.

I made a few changes it runs of corn whiskey
instead of rocket fuel.
You might think im crazy.
but when my home made rocket takes off
it'll be cool. 

Say goodbye kids to your prick grandfather Bert.
Hey darlin from up here I can see down your shirt.

It's three seconds to lift off people
ya might wanna move your houses as well as cars.
Cause lord knows whats gonna happen.
in my attempt to move to mars. 

Its time for lift off crap honey do ya mind lighting
Hey kids after this maybe we'll get a reality
I mean if we dont die  that would only make the local 

The homade rocket ship rattle and shook.
I knew i forgot something I mean it's a minor thing.
Steering wheels are overrated guess I should have got a book.

And as it lifted off into the sky.
I screamed like a little girl.
I forgot I was affraid to fly.

Yes I kinda fell short on my quest to the stars.
cause i crash landed in New Jersy.
Well kids sorry but Atlantic City is probaly
a bit more fun for daddy that is.
So much for moving to Mars.

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  1. Date: 2/6/2010 5:41:00 PM
    LOL so MUCH fun..I loved the look down your shirt line! Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/22/2010 4:02:00 PM
    LOL wonderful here, John! Excellent writing and congratulations on your win in Matt's contest!!

  1. Date: 1/21/2010 11:03:00 AM
    This is terrific, John. You have a great sense of humor that your "little space buddies" would really enjoy. Congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 1/21/2010 9:04:00 AM
    hahaha, this had me smiling all the way through Mars, oops, Atlantic City--very witty writing John and super glad this won in Matt's contest :) keep writing :) and thank you for all your wonderful comments :)

  1. Date: 1/21/2010 6:07:00 AM
    Congrats John on your win here! Enjoyed the humor mix with the tin can and high power ethanol technology!-Robert

  1. Date: 1/21/2010 4:48:00 AM
    Congrats John on your winning poem in Matt's spaceship contest... well deserved win for a wonderful poem..luv.. Linda-Marie

  1. Date: 1/21/2010 3:40:00 AM
    Congratulations John, on your success in Matt Calari’s “How to Build a Spaceship” contest with this imaginative and very funny poem. Your creative skills shine. Lovingly, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 12/26/2009 2:13:00 PM
    LOL. Keep the humorous writes come. Sara

  1. Date: 12/26/2009 12:02:00 PM
    made me almost choke on my drink on this one i was laughing on your atempted quest to mars, keep shooting for the stars............kate