Moronic Murderers

I just love to watch Dateline And Forty-Eight Hours Mystery… I often scream at my television ‘How stupid can someone be?’ Their internet searches are careless Looking up such truly awful things ‘The best way to strangle someone’ ‘murder 4 hire’; braggin’ bout their flings! Cell phone pings surely don’t lie Rental car records-easy to trace Tire impressions and fingerprints Idiots leave DNA all over the place! Then there are the ones who crack Confessing at the station They should have shut their trap Plead the fifth, interrogation cessation I’ve strategized about what I'd do... Lie in wait behind a bush? Use Poison? Peaceful smothering? Or maybe a little cliffside push? Most killers are foolish, careless As they bid their freedom ‘adieu’ I am far more calculating, clever Smart enough to not tell you! Written by: Natalie Flikkema For Susan’s ‘Getting Away with Murder/Murderous Thoughts’ Contest ***Now if you’ll excuse me…I’ve got to go ignite my hard drive :) ****