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Mistletoe Mishap

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Mistletoe Mishap

Such a gorgeous peach is she,
With luscious eyes fixed on me!

Skin so fair, lips full and red,
Somebody slap me, I can't be dead!

She's headin' this way, with mistletoe in hand,
I'm all yours baby, I wanna be your man!

I'm gettin' pretty nervous, about to drop my cup,
She grabs me by the shirt & says,..."Get ready, pucker up!"

My heart skips a beat, it sings a new song,
She sticks out her tongue, damn, it's awful long!

She's not a good kisser, how bad is it gonna get?
Somebody bring a bib, my shirt's sloppy wet!

I wake up in my bed, after sleepin' like a log,
Would you believe, I was kissin' my dog?!

Copyright © Milton Toran

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  1. Date: 8/13/2012 10:58:00 AM
    Oh this is so funny!! Lol....great visual thank-you for letting me know about this poem. You made me smile! Hugs~Tammy~

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 8/13/2012 3:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Tammy! Thanks for checking out my poem. God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 11/12/2009 9:03:00 AM
    Christmas refreshing. I fear most of my stuff is humorous these days. At 80 years one must manufacture mental health. Love, daver

  1. Date: 11/8/2009 10:58:00 AM
    Interesting humor here. I have written one about something like a long time ago. I got a good laugh and it did lighten my day. My poem about Baa Baa Black Sheep was a cloud that I saw a sheep outline. Thanks for your comments on my work. Sara

  1. Date: 11/6/2009 10:51:00 PM
    Very funny...enjoyed...Marty