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Below is the poem entitled Mistletoe which was written by poet Joseph May. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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  Twas Christmas day
and we all sat down to eat
Grandma began saying grace
when out fell her teeth

The kids started laughing
and the dogs let out a howl
as Grandma fished her teeth
 out of the  bowl

The food was tasting fine
and the liquor began to flow
Aunt   Lucy had too much wine
And kissed cousin Judy's husband
Under the mistletoe
So the two began fighting outside in the snow

In the middle of the dinner
Uncle Bob let one go
That one was a winner
It stopped the whole show!


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  1. Date: 12/24/2012 5:25:00 AM
    Good morning, Joseph,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 5:11:00 PM
    this is a HOOT, Joseph. WELL DONE. A great funny little Xmas poem, and congrats on the winners list.

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 10:47:00 AM
    Congratulations on your HM Joseph xx

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 4:16:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win, Joseph. Su

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 7:51:00 PM
    Congratulations on your placement. Love, joyce

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 6:45:00 PM
    Merry Christmas Joseph and congrats on your win

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    Date: 12/20/2012 7:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Merry Christmas to you too Francine...thanks for my placement in your
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 5:17:00 AM
    Too comical very funny thanks for the laugh and smile.

  1. Date: 12/9/2012 1:38:00 AM
    Hehehe ho ho ho! I like it Joseph - Shaz :)

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 10:09:00 PM
    Very cute poem :) suits my mood today. love it! -JuliMichelle

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 7:20:00 PM
    Joseph, love this and the image at the table... always~pd