Metamorph Contest

No matter where I wander Home is the other way. Whoever pushes me Always has a lot to say. I am just a trolley, no brain, to resist So why is it that I act as though !?!! As I have been drinking. Card around my handle says Oil me please, for I have sinned. Last trip out hit the litter bin. Metamorph Why is the word trolley Such a detested word Not my fault honestly That I act like a nerd I sit there calmly Waiting for the coin to drop Off I go with a whoosh Nearly knocking down the lot I blame the driver Must be female and blonde Hasn’t made her mind up Looking this way and beyond Me! Would I be the problem Has my chip, fried and stuck Maybe I have dreams of grandeur Think I am an Ice Breaker truck