Math's Ain'T For Me

Maths ain't right for me
Word problems, problems for me
Zombie eats my brain, panda on my eyes
Wait, What a nonsense did I buy?

Fractions, angles, rounding off
Triangle, rectangle, factors, almost lost
Forehead a bit swollen
I tapped it too often

I acted like a scientist on a lab
Being cool in my messy head
Still they busy with their play
I was dizzy on my... Wait, where were they?

Stumbled with the exercises 
Found the room complete dismisses
Gosh, why maths did exist?
I closed my paper, get ready to piss

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 12/1/2012 7:20:00 AM
I like your funny side Yanny!
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Date: 11/29/2012 1:00:00 PM
Cute one..Yes, math is not for everyone..Especially those gifted with the gift of gab..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Date: 11/29/2012 9:29:00 AM
nice and funny..And sooo true with me .Maths aint right for me too.good at last I ve found one lyk me .thanks to math.
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Date: 11/29/2012 5:54:00 AM
Lol, too funny. Luckily I love math. But I can see how :) Awesome write, Yanny. Love ya, Toquyen
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Yanny Widjanarko
Date: 11/29/2012 6:05:00 AM
Thank you Toquyen, it's been a pleasure to have a visit by you :D - hug, yanny
Date: 11/29/2012 3:15:00 AM
Funny / give me a smile,Yanny. - Wish you a nice day - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Yanny Widjanarko
Date: 11/29/2012 6:03:00 AM
Thank you anne you giving a smile as well :D- hug,Yanny
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