Looks Are Not Everything

I saw a gorgeous girl today and I have to make her see, that when she knows me better she will fall in love with me. So plucking up my courage I asked her for a date, amazingly she said yes and I knew it must be fate. We arranged to meet at a restaurant round about half past eight, I watched her go inside so I knew I wasn't late. I sat down at the table and said, "I love you dear," then heard a voice behind me saying, "hey, I'm over here." So I hurried to her table I was feeling such a fool, she just sat there calmly and was looking very cool. She said "I must tell you a secret try to understand if you can, I never meant to deceive you but really I'm a man."