Kass N Over

"I live in Spain for my sins," she said I thought. "Where do you go to be good?” And ,”Yes I will probably mess with your head.” Well frankly that is understood. We met in a bar on the Algarve Her body was really superb I contemplated telling her just for a laugh But I suddenly lost all my nerve She sat at the table adjacent To mine in the bar on the beach I thought, “Well if I am just patient, She might not be far out of reach.” Then, having decided that maybe, With luck, that we could be a pair I proceeded to give her my best chat-up line Whilst running my hand through her hair It was just about then that I noticed, ‘Cause my peripheral vision is good, The chance must have been the remotest That beside me her boyfriend now stood “I live in Spain for my sins,” she said I should have gone out of the door For now, there are several bumps on my head As I lie here, supine, on the floor