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I've got a crush

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I've got a crush

candy yams- smellin' like spam...I like green eggs, and maybe some ham
lookin' like Gina, but with a shape like Pam...
I called and emailed her a dozen times, like spam
...she never liked me, always told me to scat and scram...
I'm tellin' you, she had a body like WHAM! and if I could touch her, I'd be like damn! my dreams...we make love and we ram...
all night long, we just bam...
I want to get with her one day and we'll be a happy fam...
cause the perfect catch for her, is what I am...
why don't you like me...huhh excuse me mam...
about my feelings I'm not lying to you, this is no scam
we could go out for breakfast, did I mention I like green eggs and possibly ham?
...I'm so obsessed, it's like I'm possessed...I look thru her window and take pictures with my cam...
hopin' I could get my jelly and we could make it jam...
...cause she's so fine, she so sexy, she's just so glam
close my eyes, count 1, 2, 3...she will be with me

Green eggs and ham

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  1. Date: 5/5/2012 9:39:00 PM
    wow, GREAT monorhyming!!! This is one of the best I've read on the winner list. Congrats.

    Braddy Avatar Natalie Braddy
    Date: 5/21/2012 12:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    wow! thank u, and thanks for reading!
  1. Date: 5/4/2012 11:28:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in the "Dr. Seuss" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

    Braddy Avatar Natalie Braddy
    Date: 5/21/2012 12:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thnks! all I enjoyed writing it.
  1. Date: 4/13/2012 5:43:00 AM
    Interesting piece here!!

    Braddy Avatar Natalie Braddy
    Date: 4/13/2012 6:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    y thnk u! it was written for the Dr. seuss contest on here.