I'Ve Got a Crush

candy yams- smellin' like spam...I like green eggs, and maybe some ham
lookin' like Gina, but with a shape like Pam...
I called and emailed her a dozen times, like spam
...she never liked me, always told me to scat and scram...
I'm tellin' you, she had a body like WHAM! and if I could touch her, I'd be like damn!
...in my dreams...we make love and we ram...
all night long, we just bam...
I want to get with her one day and we'll be a happy fam...
cause the perfect catch for her, is what I am...
why don't you like me...huhh excuse me mam...
about my feelings I'm not lying to you, this is no scam
we could go out for breakfast, did I mention I like green eggs and possibly ham?
...I'm so obsessed, it's like I'm possessed...I look thru her window and take pictures with my cam...
hopin' I could get my jelly and we could make it jam...
...cause she's so fine, she so sexy, she's just so glam
close my eyes, count 1, 2, 3...she will be with me
AL LA KAAZAM!


Green eggs and ham

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 5/5/2012 9:39:00 PM
wow, GREAT monorhyming!!! This is one of the best I've read on the winner list. Congrats.
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Natalie Braddy
Date: 5/21/2012 12:42:00 AM
wow! thank u, and thanks for reading!
Date: 5/4/2012 11:28:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the "Dr. Seuss" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/21/2012 12:41:00 AM
thnks! all I enjoyed writing it.
Date: 4/13/2012 5:43:00 AM
Interesting piece here!!
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Natalie Braddy
Date: 4/13/2012 6:44:00 AM
y thnk u! it was written for the Dr. seuss contest on here.
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