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I'Ve Got a Big Butt and I Cannot Lie

My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!

*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)

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Mari Banks

Date: 1/14/2013 6:17:00 PM

From a fellow glute-endowed person, this - made me laugh! Thanks for repping for the bootylicious!

Edward Orozco

Date: 3/25/2012 10:34:00 AM

Big butt ;) - edwaard

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire

Date: 3/10/2012 7:27:00 PM

Dear Natalie, Congratulations on YOUR win in the Contest Self Exaggeration The first line gave away the Contest I think YOU have a Perfect Butt, LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER, YOUR POETRY Admiring Liege...Harry

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 2/29/2012 12:51:00 AM

Hahaha! My butt is jiggling with laughter here-- oops, I meant I'm jiggling with laughter :) This is such a fun write-- I super enjoyed this one, Natalie :D and yay I see this one, very rightfully so! :D

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 2/27/2012 3:11:00 AM

ahhh ...sweet as the fruit of an effervescent FIG. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a round thing in your face you get sprIG. Little in the middle but she got much back---Abe Lincoln

Gwendolen Song

Date: 2/22/2012 5:37:00 PM

I cannot believe this one slipped past me!! YOu are a great poetess bc you can write about anything!!! I have a big one too but I am too shy to write about myself so personally! You get first place for humility! Gwendolen

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/18/2012 10:26:00 PM

hahahah, LOVE It. and PIG congrats to you. heehee

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 2/16/2012 9:48:00 PM

congrats Natalie on a super win for this awesome writer luv.. title got me singing ...

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 2/15/2012 10:05:00 PM

SO funny, Natalie! Congrats on your win!! Blessings, Rhonda

Samual Ronthorpe

Date: 2/15/2012 4:43:00 PM

Natalie, this is a fantastic write. I like 'big butts' and I like this as well. Congrats on winning 4th place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/15/2012 2:02:00 PM

Congratulations on your win Natalie. I knew from the start this write was going places.

Joyce Johnson

Date: 2/15/2012 12:15:00 PM

Well your bragging is bigger than your butt!!! Great work. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/15/2012 11:42:00 AM

Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 2/15/2012 10:55:00 AM

This is so funny Natalie. Congratulations xx

Kash Poet

Date: 2/15/2012 8:51:00 AM

HAha...enjoyed this very much Natalie.Congrats on your win.

Jack Horne

Date: 2/13/2012 1:33:00 PM

LOL, got a good chuckle out of this one, Natalie : )

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/11/2012 8:17:00 PM

Very descriptive write that reminds me of the time when the late Rodney Dangerfield appeared on Saturday Night Live to describe the size of the President. Rodney said "the President is so big, two women could make love to him and never meet each other."