Intruder

I get a call and baby's out fishing ADT says there's something fishy I told the girl that I'm on my way this is not what I needed to end my day no windows broken, no doors unlocked I creep in, take the Taurus from the box I check the whole house by myself all looks good, just like it was left I answer the door, it is the cops I said I'm armed and I'm not in shock I'm putting it down cause I see his car he's just there to protect me from harm I check every closet, ever single nook I'm making sure that there is no crooks ready to shoot, loaded for bear hollow points loaded to protect my lair all is good, there isn't any perp I pour some wine after I take another look climb in the spa, it's been a long day I'm not going to put the Taurus away!!! This is a true story!