Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

I'm calling you phat, not fat

randy johnson Avatar  Send Soup Mail  Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled I'm calling you phat, not fat which was written by poet randy johnson. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by randy johnson

Best Randy Johnson Poems

+ Fav Poet

I'm calling you phat, not fat

When I call the cool girls phat, they think I'm calling them fat.
They get very offended and angry when I call them that.
When I call them phat, they won't go out with me anymore.
Last week a girl broke my nose when she slammed the door.

Some of the girls kick me in the crotch and others poke me in the eyes.
They get confused by what I say and now I'm a man who is despised.
Yesterday a girl broke out my teeth with a hammer and then she called me a rat.
If you want to succeed with the ladies, take my advice and don't call them phat.

(This is a fictional poem.)

Copyright © randy johnson

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 8/23/2013 10:05:00 PM

  1. Date: 12/30/2012 7:53:00 PM
    Randy. keep up the exciting work. wishing U a kick my heart healthy New Year Start. ~LUV~SKAT