If the Sky Were Falling

I wish the sky were falling, I really and truly do. Why's that? you say, following it up with Why on earth would anyone wish such a terrible thing? Well, you see my fellow Americans, If the Sky were really descending upon us, intent on crushing us, It would elliminate all fear of consequence in me, and I would stalk the neighborhoods doing what I have wanted to do for a very long time- Namely, I would find every daffy car with those ridiculously bright blue and purple lights that blind me and everyone else on the road at night, and I would smash the lot of them until they were bits of broken glass- NO light emmiting diode would escape my fiendish grasp! (And then I'll eat lasagna.)