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If I Was a Boy

If I was a boy.....I'd tinkle in the yard
Draw in the snow and scratch myself

Otherwise nothing is limited!!

funnyboylight verse

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/5/2012 8:32:00 PM

dang, I see no congrats. Was hoping it won!!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/23/2012 8:54:00 PM

Doris, lol..... wow... I'm glad your not a boy... otherwise... you'd wanna be a girl... i love your ending... enjoyed...pd

Dan Kearley

Date: 4/20/2012 9:27:00 PM

Hahahahahaha...Of course! :o)

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 3/31/2012 6:58:00 AM

haha this is great Doris. Well done and I love Daver's comment .lol ...Us "boys" still enjoy the same benefits preferably when no one's looking but ... the sad part is... there's no snow here.... :) I enjoyed your thughts this morning, Doris

Daver Austin

Date: 3/29/2012 2:49:00 PM

You have nailed "boy" to the Nth degree, Doris. Makes me itch just thinking about writing my name in the snow. Love this one. daver

Kathryn Collins

Date: 3/27/2012 8:33:00 AM

very glad I found your poetry Doris. Kathy

Judy Ball

Date: 3/27/2012 3:39:00 AM

This one made me giggle Doris. A great entry for the contest. Good Luck. God Bless, JB

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/26/2012 10:06:00 PM

hahaha, If this is for Frank's contest, you sure found a great little way to do it!!

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/26/2012 4:15:00 PM

I like a good scratch Doris, i also like this very terse poem, good luck if for contest. harry

Wilma Neels

Date: 3/25/2012 3:10:00 AM

lol this would be on the list for sure Doris! Enjoyed it ;)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/24/2012 5:43:00 PM

lol.... a good boy.....luck to you in contest! - oxox Anne-Lise

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 3/24/2012 10:08:00 AM

thank you for kind words to my wife on her poem Doris. she is able to read with me tonite and has enjoyed your lines. offers best wishes too. Ron.

Jack Horne

Date: 3/24/2012 8:28:00 AM

LOL, great fun, Doris

Louis Rams

Date: 3/24/2012 7:56:00 AM

it's only limited when you get caught by your parents. ha ha

Chittaranjan Dey

Date: 3/23/2012 9:44:00 PM

This is nice like me (lol). I can feel each of your word in this poem. This is from a strong writer. Love this and Thank you for your generous comment on my poem.