I Am Batman

I patrol in my backyard Cruising im my pedal car I can see the Joker Well, it's really a toy clown Locked safely away in the toy shed I am looking for Two Face A teddybear that my dog ripped So my Mum sewed up his face But now he is out there, free I must track him down I search for him in the kitchen There I spot the Scarecrow It is a puppet, long and thin I must stop in my search now So I can tackle with my foe I put the Scarecrow behind bars My search continues, relentless I see Two Face hiding in the lounge I now creep up, slowly behind him I pounce, the battle is long, but I win That scarred teddybear is put away Where he won't harm anymore toys My Batcave awaits, up in my bedroom I am sleepy, my eyes are feeling tired I am Batman, even I must sleep