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Humor for the sinner

Hey,Father,give me my blessing.It's two posts since my last transmission

Yes,my child.What's wrong with that?

I have no idea,Father.

This is for confessing sins.

I know,it must be fascinating.Can you tell me a few general categories of the most popular sins?

But the confessional is sacred...

Well,I come here a lot and I'm running out of ideas for my blog.

Blogging is sinful.

Really?It's not mentioned in my Missal.

No doubt it will be in the next edition!

Why is it sinful?

I believe it takes your mind off the people around you.

Exactly!

Can't you do anything about these people?

I've tried praying for them,seducing them,ignoring them,emailing them.

And what happened.

Nothing at all.They just ignore me.

Why don't you ignore them?

That's a wonderful idea.

Now,to cut back your blogging you need to learn the oboe...

Why,Father?

You can't type when playing the oboe and it's cheaper than a piano..

Gosh,you are so clever.

And your playing will be so awful that it will make your housemates speak to you..

That's unlikely,they are all cats!

Oh,you nincompoop.Be off or I'll kick you out myself..

That's not wholly holy or even holey.

Be off or I'll send you a rhyme.

About time!

How about the design?
?
I am thinking, sublime?

Will it be mine?

Copyright © Catherine Prose

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  1. Date: 1/10/2013 3:33:00 PM
    Laughing and seeing some truth within...this is really cute. I enjoyed the dialogue !!

    Prose Avatar Catherine Prose
    Date: 1/11/2013 3:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad to hear you enjoyed this one,Debra.Thank you
  1. Date: 1/9/2013 8:23:00 PM
    Katherine T. , and interesting take and talk to the Lord.. i like the word... nincompoop. LOL.... this poem has been much to vent on..love it...LINDA

    Prose Avatar Catherine Prose
    Date: 1/10/2013 2:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank so much,Linda