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How Mr Pie came to rule the world

It all started when Mr. Pie was a little bugger,
Just a wisp of fluff in the palm of your hand.
"Oh, isn't mama's little man the most handsomest EVER?!"
Not a day has gone by when he has argued that point!
"Be careful with all that encouragement" I prophetically warned,
"It may go straight to his head!!"....and what a head it became!!
Grey, dignified, regal....a lions mane with white marbling.
2 golden eyes piercing you with that casually bored stare one may give to one's shoes.

Every morning at 8 am and every night at 10 pm he demonstrates his knowledge of time.
Head-butting the door and SCREAMING the words "MOM!!! 
MAAAWWWMMMM!!......NOW???!!???.........MOM???   NOWWWWW??" (for real!!)
Needless to say, he's got us trained pretty well,
But we're still working on house-breaking me!!!!!
He still has yet to teach us PROPER portion control,
And I get the impression I'm not so popular when I give less than expected.
Maybe it's the "Death-threat" stare, or maybe the Kitty Log in my slippers, I don't know!

All I can tell you is don't EVER make the mistake of addressing him as a "cat"
Or you may come to know the justice of King Pie, The Terrible........just a warning!!

Copyright © Jim David

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  1. Date: 9/7/2010 4:21:00 AM
    Congratulations Jim on your win in Constance~A Rambling Poet's~ contest "Cat Poems~~". Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/6/2010 4:01:00 PM
    It was a joy to read this poem Jim. Congratulations on your win with this enchanting tale. Blessings, Connie

  1. Date: 9/3/2010 6:21:00 PM
    Congratulations! Jim, I believe it. My cat has unique sounds that he makes, as if saying words in syllables to me, when he greets me. They are loyal pets. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 9/3/2010 5:34:00 PM
    Congratulations on this win in Constance's contest, Jim

  1. Date: 9/3/2010 9:57:00 AM
    what a cat. Does his meow actually sound like English. heehee. Congrats on your fine win. LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 9/2/2010 6:54:00 PM
    Great story and great cat. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 9/2/2010 6:40:00 PM
    nice one, congrats on your win in the contest

  1. Date: 9/2/2010 6:10:00 PM
    Congrats Jim on your purr fect win in the CAT contest with your adorable write..luv..enjoy and have a safe and happy holiday weekend..with luv..

  1. Date: 9/2/2010 5:36:00 PM
    This is sooo funny, Jim. Congratulations on your win in Constance's contest! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 11:52:00 AM
    Enjoyed reading your poetry today Jim. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/31/2010 5:24:00 AM
    funny cute! They are so cute when they are little...then they turn in to hitler. yep LOL