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Holy Crappola

Holy crappola Every day that goes by Gets tougher to remember To do up my fly Constantly happening I'll be flying low The girlies do gawk As I put on a show I'm totally oblivious To the reason they titter Imagine they find me A big league hitter No idea why They look down below I AM well endowed Must enjoy the show Then this kind old gent Pointed down to my crotch Seems after I peed To zip I forgot Embarrassed no Disappointed yes Was enjoying the girlies Attention, I guess! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Russell Sivey

Date: 8/27/2013 9:04:00 PM

HA HA, lol! You have presented a terrific write my friend! I understand where you are coming from, I have memory problems too, oh well, it comes with age (though mine has been coming at too early of an age, I hate that!) I think it's funny that you have this problem at times, oops! I really enjoyed reading this phenomenal poem this evening! What a delightful piece, quite hilarious, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/28/2013 2:41:00 PM

Methinks many older gents would definitely relate to this one. Hasn't happened to me yet... but IT WILL! LOL

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/27/2013 8:45:00 AM

Dragon is all excited. He's never known people who could fly before. He wants you to fly in for a visit... No Dragon... You misunderstood him... He can't fly thru the air... Yes, he said he can fly low, but he meant something else... Silly Dragon! I'll get the witch next door to give you a pair of pants so you'll understeand. Come to think of it... It might help my roses, too... Snicker! One mishap and he'll be potty trained in no time Ah! The trials and trip-ulations of owning a dragon!... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2013 8:51:00 AM

You are a riot Miss Carol! How does Mike manage to stay sane... OR DOES HE? LOL All in good innocent fun... huggs, Jacko xoxox

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/27/2013 7:19:00 AM

ha! very funny, jack!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2013 7:43:00 AM

Just having some fun, my dear Ilene! When us guys reach a certain age... LOL Big hugs, Jack xoxox