Hodge Podge Two

How does a well dressed man differ from a dog?
It will come to you, if you give it a chance!
Time's up -  A well dressed man wears a suit,
a dog - just "pants"!

If there's a cow, that gives no milk,
which would really be unique!
Would you call that cow "a milk dud",
or an "udder failure", so to speak!

If two unfriendly egotists meet,
you know what they will try!
Self-love will rear its ugly head,
and they will battle "I for I"!

Weather in California,
can be wierd, so they say!
When the fog lifts in Los Angeles.
"U.C.L.A."!

Our first president, had dentures!
So says our reliable source!
I'm told what people called them was,
the "George Washington Bridge", of course!

A midget, fortune teller, escapes!
Jail breaking is the charge!
The wanted poster, tells it all!
"Small, medium, at large"!

Sorry folks, I need to get a life!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 5/19/2012 1:06:00 PM
Hey Ralph, This was Great! I loved it ...Samia
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Date: 5/19/2012 9:16:00 AM
That is what my husband tells me..Sara, you need to get a life that involves me..Enjoyed your great sense of humor..Sara
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Date: 5/18/2012 10:30:00 AM
not before more of these, made my day. harry
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Date: 5/18/2012 6:35:00 AM
LOL Too funny my friend.......Great write.....Larry
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Date: 5/17/2012 5:12:00 PM
Ha, this one i enjoyed..... always pd..
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